If looks could really kill then my profession would be staring

  1. Why is my roommate screaming

    She’s just talking but at scream-volume

    This is not necessary

    Just

    Stop

  2. I really wish I had time to watch this show

    I really wish I had time to watch this show

    (Source: imperialbedrooms)

  3. aborted-timeline:

    Pete Burns in Celebrity Wife Swap (x)

  4. thefuzzymonkey:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

Whoah.

    thefuzzymonkey:

    tyleroakley:

    My body is ready.

    Whoah.

    (Source: skrink-la-da-doo)

  5. whoa…

    whoa…

  6. and I will be spending my weekend re-watching this show

    and I will be spending my weekend re-watching this show

    (Source: pullanyonebutthegreenone)

  7. I’d fuck the shit out of Bill Maher

  8. (Source: themusingsofmartin)

  9. (Source: coteau)

  10. swissbeauty:

    foulmouthedliberty:

    khaleesi:

    crowhugs:

    threadspinner:

    cesaret | mahuika | lucy-in-the-soup-with-croutons

    Basically the shortest, yet most accurate, commentary on the differences between ads geared towards men and women I’ve ever seen.

    AND YOUR CHILDREN’S CLOTHES ARE FILTHY

    god, so accurate.

    delightful

    I love this frigging thing

    I reblog this every time it comes up on my dash. Brilliant!

    LMAO

    ha wow accurate

  11. (Source: celebrer)

  12. letswishuponastar:

This is Flathead Lake in northwestern Montana, USA. The water is so transparent that it seems that this is a quite shallow lake. In fact, it is 370.7 feet deep.

    letswishuponastar:

    This is Flathead Lake in northwestern Montana, USA. The water is so transparent that it seems that this is a quite shallow lake. In fact, it is 370.7 feet deep.

    (Source: walkwithme-likeloversdo)

  13. wh0renun:

the king of all GPOYs

    wh0renun:

    the king of all GPOYs

    (Source: nickthejam)

  14. (Source: surelyfunkes)

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